Sunday, March 30, 2008

you've got to be freaking kidding me

i was so good all winter long. i didn't get sick at all. i managed to avoid all the bronchitis, flu, pneumonia, and strep that was going around. i was so proud of myself for having the sense to get the flu vaccine.

WHAT THE HECK WENT WRONG?!?

now i have officially had TWO of the above diseases in the past WEEK. disease number 2: flu. so much for that painful day. GAH! now i just have to wait to be infected with pneumonia to complete the perfect trifecta of contagious diseases. i'd much rather get it over with now than later, so feel free to come cough on me at the pharmacy this week.

my white blood cells are going to get a stern talking to as soon as i can swallow something more than a popsicle.

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