best sign idea ever

one more thought for today. i saw this when reading through the comments on an old news article:

"If you want your prescription filled instantly, please go elsewhere and have that pharmacist kill you."

if i end up going into retail pharm, and am not a corporate puppet, i will so be hanging that sign up.

another comment i thoroughly enjoyed:

"Well, America if you treat picking up a prescription like getting a #1 supersized big mac meal at McDonalds, then dont complain about the service.
Honestly, everyone makes mistakes and it is only right that they own up to it, but dont act as if you dont have a part in the system that allowed the mistake.
Can anyone tell me the difference between a Mcdonalds restaurant and a Walgreens pharmacy (well, besides the burger and fries)?"

i think next time someone starts asking me or a clerk "how much longer?" when only 2 minutes have passed, i'm going to start fighting back. well, maybe not. as i do actually enjoy keeping my job. one day though. one day. then i will reply "how come if you're starving, you're willing to wait 30 minutes for a meal at a restaurant or a pizza to be delivered, yet you can't wait the same amount of time for your cialis/ambien/lortab/oxycontin? i have yet to here of a case where someone died while waiting 5 minutes to get their narcotics filled.