searches & drug addicts

i was looking over my blogger viewer stats for the first time in months/years and noticed 2 searches that popped up repeatedly:

• "cardinal health" evil
• how to write a percocet script

i love that i'm not the only one who thinks cardinal is evil.  good news, though; my pharmacy switched back to amerisourcebergen.  woohoo!  i love the girls over in customer service.  they're super friendly and actually know what they're doing.  as for "how to write a percocet script" searchers, don't come to my pharmacy.  actually, don't go to any pharmacy where any half-intelligent person works because they *will* see through your lame attempt at forgery.  i mean, you're GOOGLING how to do it, for crying out loud!  on second thought, do come to my pharmacy.  because then we'll call the cops and you'll be arrested.

also, thank you parental unit for thinking i'm a drug addict.  first of all, i work in a pharmacy with very intelligent people who would notice immediately any signs of addiction and they would not hesitate to tell you.  second, i work in a pharmacy and see on a daily basis people who have ruined their lives over drugs.  third, i'm on ONE controlled substance prescription and #120 pills lasted me a year.  not really addict behavior there.  i work in this industry, i know what i'm doing.  have a little faith in the kid that fills your meds, mkay?